The Man in the Hat

It was bright but cold one sunny day, in the month of April (that’s just before May)

I sat outside enjoying a pint, and watching the world go by

When a passing stranger happened to catch my eye

He wore a small vest and a big wooly hat, maybe thought he looked cool

But I didn’t think so, this ridculous fool

In weather for jumpers, a vest and a hat?

Let’s put it bluntly, he just looked a twat!