It was bright but cold one sunny day, in the month of April (that’s just before May)
I sat outside enjoying a pint, and watching the world go by
When a passing stranger happened to catch my eye
He wore a small vest and a big wooly hat, maybe thought he looked cool
But I didn’t think so, this ridculous fool
In weather for jumpers, a vest and a hat?
Let’s put it bluntly, he just looked a twat!